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Alpine will run in a predominantly orange livery at this weekend's United States Grand Prix having revealed its third change of design this year.
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Computer Engineer from Brazil
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A client sends through a “draft” contract to me. The payment section is blank.
Client: Have you signed the contract yet?
Me: No. It looks fine, but the payment section is blank. We agreed on $80k. If you can fill the blanks with the amount you agreed to, I’ll sign.
Client: Yep! We’ll fill it in after you’ve signed.
Me: Does anyone ever fall for that?
Client: Not enough people for my liking, to be honest.
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São Paulo
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This is a verbatim real job posting I recently saw.
Client: This is data collection job. I need a person to collect the data from various sources (we will give sources). The job requires 40-50 hours. We can pay 5,5 € / hour including taxes. You can do this job from any place you want, even from home, listen to your favourite podcasts while doing, etc.
Client: The job needs to finished today / tomorrow.
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São Paulo
Client: What’s an SEO – a Super Executive Officer or something?
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São Paulo
Client: I’ll come clean with you. I have someone else lined up to do this at half your price, but I want YOU to do it. So… what can you do for me to make my decision easier?
Me: Walk away and wish you luck.
Don’t waste my time with a bargaining tactic that may or may not be true, a**hole.
Paying you less is an arms race. What’s the latest technology for screwing you over that you’ve experienced?
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São Paulo
São Paulo
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We reject the null hypothesis based on the 'hot damn, check out this chart' test.
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